my name is marshall and one time i found my glasses in a taco bell bag

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

Track - Green Eyes
Artist - Wavves
Album - King of the Beach

wiltedsighs:

My own friends
Hate my guts
So what? Who gives a fuck?

The Krew + Cards Against Humanity (insp.)

whiteislandvalkyrie:

Where Are They Now?: Tumblr Edition!!
•Francium
•Peyton and the Fluffy Chicken
•The Entire Onceler Fandom

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

STOP SCROLLING

skelezor:

if u do not reblog in 5 seconds u will be sent 2 eternal skeleton hell and be haunted by this seemingly harmless skeleton. don’t risk it!!1image

cyberjock:

Anime figures: $45+ 

Anime posters: $15+

Limited Addition Anime shirt: $100

Being a disappointment to your parents: Priceless

asian:

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

Track - No Swinggity
Artist - Minimatic
Album - The Mini Swing Set EP

nicholanton:

pixelavender:

No Swinggity | Minimatic

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there are 2 types of people on this planet:

People who love swing, and liars.